Since I’m petty, I want to have a good blog, mainly since other people do. I don’t really see the point in it, except that it lets people hear exactly what I think, and think that it’s very intelligent and that I’m great. Then that part of me that has an ego starts to bounce up and down on the couch in my head and I start to write.
Then I get fed up trying to be ironic or sarcastic or clever or whatever I’m trying, so this is soon to become a hotbed of bad jokes, rants and a few pictures. What do they call that again…? Oh yeah, a blog.
People on the X Factor should usually be shot. Not in a bad way, just… most of them should.
The next time a person tells me I’m an ass for being an atheist, I think I’ll point out to them that thanks to evolution, there is an ass, and, also thanks to evolution, religious fanatics and idiots, “like yourself”, can talk out of theirs.
P.s. Don’t get me wrong, I have every respect for people’s religions, but if the fanatic or fire-and-brimstone ones shove it down my throat, I’ll shove it up their mouths.
"Soddom and Gommorah and all that shiz!"
